Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022
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Guatemalan Lampshade

When an extremely fat female wraps her fupa around your head and neck while perform cunnilingus
That bitch was so fat that she busted out the Guatemalan Lampshade on me while I ate her box.
by Detroit Dawg October 29, 2024
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Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.
I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!
by Twisted peddler 90 April 04, 2017
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Guatemalan Highway

The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.
Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.
by IdrankALLdaPBR October 28, 2019
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Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.
I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.
by Sangeo951 August 21, 2016
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Guatemalan Neighborhood

When a midget has sex with a group of Mexicans in a low income neighborhood
Did you hear Olivia got a Guatemalan Neighborhood on her walk home yesterday?
by Lanie Jandry March 12, 2017
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