Groomer

To groom the kids in our life to be:

Accepting of themselves and others.

Autonomous thinkers.

Cognizant of the critical importance of consent.

Believers in the power of faith, hope, and love, with the greatest of these being love.

"Yes, I'm a groomer. At least, I strive to be." author Suzanne DeWitt Hall

by author Suzanne DeWitt Hall May 2, 2022

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Groomer

Someone who uses power to manipulate and abuse people. Usually children. (Bcope)

Person one: "I heard that you were a groomer... Not cool, man"
Person two: "Shut up and do as I say"
Person one: "Okay"

by oEndxr February 24, 2023

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Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.

I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.

by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025

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Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022

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faggot groomer

A faggot groomer tries relentlessly to turn a straight person even if they fight tooth and nail to convince them otherwise, gay

and seems to be delusional even that there is even such thing as heterosexuality, in their mind everyone is gay and to be groomed

Larry that faggot groomer, is so delusional and a fucking faggot groomer did you see how he turned that young person Mike gay nearly and was even telling everyone around that he was in a relationship with him even though the age difference was completely inappropriate and Mike even told me many times he would rather be dead than gay

by trollslangslinger May 30, 2024

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