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Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
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saber tooth grasshopper

When the muscle in you're wheener jumps
by Dicketh August 20, 2016
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Grassy Grasshopper

Man she had a fucking grassy grasshopper
by FxnRALf December 9, 2016
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Grasshopper riding unicycles

a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.
Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023
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grasshopper

One who avoids weed, typically at a party.
"Jerry is a grasshopper, despite his best friends smoking kush on a regular basis."
by AdolfHitler69 April 7, 2017
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Grasshopper

Pat:Ella is such a Grasshopper

Jack: I know
by Squirt_69 September 22, 2021
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Grasshopper

Doing a grasshopper is when you jump over your shirt friends and steal their wig, then run off with it.
I so did a grasshopper on him!
by The Jaybo Hunter July 10, 2023
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