Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
Get the Desert Grasshoppermug. by Dicketh August 20, 2016
Get the saber tooth grasshoppermug. by FxnRALf December 9, 2016
Get the Grassy Grasshoppermug. Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
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Get the Grasshoppermug. Doing a grasshopper is when you jump over your shirt friends and steal their wig, then run off with it.
I so did a grasshopper on him!
by The Jaybo Hunter July 10, 2023
Get the Grasshoppermug.