Smurfin the Gherkin

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!

by ireallyshouldknowbetterbynow August 5, 2012

Yerting a Gerk

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.

Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"

by urbandicKtlover69 November 28, 2018

Gherkin

A skyscraper in London's main financial district, which has become a very distinctive landmark on the skyline. It is informally known as "The Gherkin", but officially as The Swiss Re Tower, or just Swiss Re, after its principal occupier. It is 180 metres tall, making it the 2nd tallest building in the City of London, and the 6th tallest in London as a whole. The radical (and somewhat phallic) design is by Sir Norman Foster and ex-partner Ken Shuttleworth, and the building was constructed between 2001 and 2004.

"What's that giant glass penis doing in the middle of London?"

"Oh, that's just the Gherkin built by Norman Foster."

by Will Fox February 19, 2007

Gherkin

Verb: sucking and jerking simultaneously, a more advanced technique than the Gluck Gluck 9000.

"Yeah bro, went over to Cassidy's last night and she gave me that sweet gherkin bruh."

by VR Colette August 25, 2020

gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

by bob February 4, 2003

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 2, 2004

gherk

Shortform of Gherkin, the type of small warty pickle; also used to refer to a senior male's genitalia.

Damnit Clancy! I don't wanna to hear about your nasty little gherk(in), I'm underaged!

by Schitzy June 24, 2005