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goober glue

The milky white substance that is produced by the testicles, and is shot out of the penis. It is sometimes used for baby making or just a tasty snack (if you're into that).
I'll stick that bitch's eyes shut with my goober glue!
by Shayfus January 3, 2008
mugGet the goober gluemug.

underoo glue

The act of having your balls get stuck to your underwear by the bond of your own semen. Usually occuring after having masturbated and putting your underwear on right afterwards or by the act of a wet dream.
When I went to take my shorts off I realized I had a severe case of the underoo glue and managed to remove them without any damage to my testicles
by William_Shakes September 23, 2007
mugGet the underoo gluemug.

glue stick

this is when you douse your dick in cum and is all gooey
Yo me and my gf made a glue stick last week
by Sam the man with ham December 4, 2016
mugGet the glue stickmug.

Glue Library

A Garry's Mod addon that used to be download and loved by most of the gmod community. But now it's a one way ticket to see the Goatse image without having to visit the website.
I saw the Goatse picture after i subscribed to the Glue Library addon for Garry's Mod
by Wade19 June 25, 2022
mugGet the Glue Librarymug.

Sleepy glue

When a male is denied intercourse, once the woman falls asleep, the male then begins to masturbate, once he’s ready to ejaculate he proceeds to spread the woman’s buttcheek’s and ejaculates between her buttcheeks causing a superglue like seal.
last night my girl wouldn’t put out, so i applied some sleepy glue to her ass.
by The Original candy man November 29, 2019
mugGet the Sleepy gluemug.

Dutch glue

I've just covered your girlfriends face with dutch glue
by giggollocks July 24, 2009
mugGet the Dutch gluemug.

Glue Mouth

The sticky feeling in ones mouth after a long sleep of mouth breathing; can also be caused by smoking fat sticks
Yo I didn’t brush my teeth last night and I woke up with the worst glue mouth
by Rock back Ryan March 20, 2019
mugGet the Glue Mouthmug.

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