Gib-crane

A derogatory name used to criticize a thoroughly unintelligent worker. Typically a manual worker that does very stupid things.

That dumb yardman was supposed to plant flowers; instead he cut down all the plants. He is such a gib-crane.

by Dr Piggapuss February 5, 2022

Half Gib

Speaking negatively about other groups of people while drunk for only half of the night.

He pulled a "half gib" last night.

by jaime jaime August 26, 2006

Full Gib

A drunken person that speaks negatively about other groups of people seemingly all night long.

He pulled a "full Gib" last night.

by jaime jaime August 26, 2006

gib rip

Smoking weed out of a gravity bong (or GB).

In Altoona, Pennsylvania, gravity bongs are colloquially known as "gibs" (pronounced jib).

I took so many Juniata gib rips that I puked and remembered everything looking like watercolor

by Pill Diller October 28, 2013

Gib

Given that the word "chav" has been ruled politically incorrect by the government for fear that these knife wielding hoodlums may become offended, thus the creation of the word "gib" was born. Originating in Cheltenham, the same town that created the word chav (Cheltenham Average), gib is the new way of bypassing political correctness (until it's band) and is an acronym for "Genetically Inferior Beings"...the gibs will never know.

Old chav usage: "That chav in his reebok classics and hair gelled back with a tubs worth of brylcream looks like an utter pillock"

New gib usage: "That gib in his reebok classics and hair gelled back with a tubs worth of brylcream has the IQ of a used walnut"

by Bejjio November 4, 2008

Boon Gib

When someone is the opposite of a big noob.

Gamer; I just got a 5 player kill streak! I'm such a Boon Gib!

by sansation January 19, 2021

Gibbed

To add many people to a group call/chat and then leave, leaving everyone in confusion.

Person 1: What are we doing on this call again?
Person 2: Chris added us, but he isn't here...
Person 1:Damn, we've been gibbed.

by chrisordfan101 March 12, 2017