Being a German means that you are beautiful creature. Germans are intelligent and have a lot of money. Also they are lovely.
by Jesusbestie November 22, 2018

Friend: This is Hans, he is German
Hans: wir Deutschen fürchten Gott, aber sonst nichts auf der Welt!
Hans: wir Deutschen fürchten Gott, aber sonst nichts auf der Welt!
by Pinayeet January 12, 2020

"Oh, Germans! Let´s go down to our knees and maybe they´ll spare our worthless lives!" - "Nope. We won´t"
by RUUUUUUUDI! July 24, 2003

True or false: 'Bieber' is German for basketball
by Azzman11 May 05, 2010

Fuck that german.
by DripDrop5555 May 13, 2011

1. A member of the Germanic people who probably originated in Jutland and the southwest shores of the baltic sea.
2. (in movies) An aggressive and bloodthirsty being, clad in an easily recognizable gray or black uniform. Germans destroy all life in front of them and take particular delight in the deaths of bolsheviks, jews and frenchmen. The life cycle of Germans is split into two distinct phases: In the first phase, Germans will spread aggressively in all directions with considerable speed. During this phase German language consists primarily of short words and phrases like "los!", "hände hoch!" and "achtung!" (preferably shouted). In the second phase (usually after exposure to some Allied hero or partizan) they die in thousands, and their once powerful-sounding language degenerates into unintelligible screams of surprise and pain.
2. (in movies) An aggressive and bloodthirsty being, clad in an easily recognizable gray or black uniform. Germans destroy all life in front of them and take particular delight in the deaths of bolsheviks, jews and frenchmen. The life cycle of Germans is split into two distinct phases: In the first phase, Germans will spread aggressively in all directions with considerable speed. During this phase German language consists primarily of short words and phrases like "los!", "hände hoch!" and "achtung!" (preferably shouted). In the second phase (usually after exposure to some Allied hero or partizan) they die in thousands, and their once powerful-sounding language degenerates into unintelligible screams of surprise and pain.
by Tmina April 08, 2006
