Washington George

The first president of the united states

Washington George moaned, he "celebrated" winning the first ever presidential election by boning his wife.

by pseudonym moaned November 29, 2020

George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025

George Washington Carver

A statue of the first President of The United States George Washington carving a statue of Darwin the monkey

Man that George Washington Carver is HOT!

by Triceritops III June 14, 2024

George Washington

George Washington was the first president of the United States of America. He is know for fighting in the Revolutionary War and being a good general while fighting. He’s one of the goat presidents 👍

you don’t wanna mess with George Washington

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

George Washington

A sexual act where while you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"

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I just gave her the George Washington last night and she was very pleased of liberty

by Ass the hat ass November 14, 2023

George Washington

When an American fucks a British guy/girl on the 4th of July.

Jim: How was your 4th?

John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?

Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.

by DickWerbenjagermanjensen July 18, 2021