genital desecration

A physical activity in which a female's genitalia is obliterated by a male penis.

See Also: genitally desecrating.

Woman: Where'd my vagina go?
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am. It appears you are suffering from genital desecration.

by The Tig June 28, 2007

Genital Jen

A beautiful young lady who enjoys cleaning old men's genitals with skill and gentleness. She also loves ginger snaps.

"Kick him in the balls Genital Jen"

by Homeless Drew December 25, 2008

Genital Hug

Term used to describe sexual intercourse.

Sex, AKA a genital hug, is a wonderful thing.

by Anonmouuufucks May 15, 2010

Genital Cringe

This is the effect that one experiences when thinking about a particularly unsavory experience dealing with their genitals. It can be anywhere from a gentle tingle to a full-on cringe of the vagina or paynis.

I heard Jeryl has to deal with blue waffle on her vagina.

Gross, that gives me a genital cringe...

by N64 Winnuh April 5, 2011

Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen

Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

genital lasagna

Street slang for vagina. Often can be used to describe an unhygienic or otherwise messy vagina.

Dude #1 - Yo bro, got any pussy lately?

Dude #2 - Nah bro I've been going through a dry streak lately, kinda sucks. What should I do?

Dude #1 - Ever try a hooker?

Dude #2 - Fuck no, I aint going near that genital lasagna

by rohan_rildil November 5, 2012

genital snot

The stuff that oozes out of a chick's Virginia when she, technically, ejaculates, but it doesn't exactly squirt out.

Damn, woman, that shit looks just like snot...genital snot.

by C.H.U.D. November 11, 2005