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Get Gargoyle

(get g'd-for short) To show absolutely no respect ever to a specific person because of dislike for that person. Showing your ugliest side to a person.
1. I'm about to get gargoyle on these b**ches man.
2. If you don't like what the f*ck i'm saying get gargoyle then n*gga.

it can also be used as getting gargoyle aswell
1. F*ck what they talking bout i'm getting gargoyle on these n*ggas from now on man.
2. all these n*ggas getting gargoyle like they wanna see what'll happen....they'll get they ass shot up with all that bullsh*t.
by Nominee0 February 21, 2011
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Glizzy Gargoyle

A glizzy goblin that has graduated through the ranks of the glizzys and has reached the supreme evolution of a glizzy goblin.
Yo shes so good at being a glizzy goblin that she graduated to a glizzy gargoyle.
by DaddyTooraww November 11, 2020
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gargoyle slam

When a female lays at the end of her bed and spreads both of her labia lips (similar to gargoyle wings). The male stands on the top of the bed, completes a triple spin (counter clockwise) and then slams his penis into her "spread gargoyle wings".
Male: " OH , Maria let's do the gargoyle slam!!!"

Female: "My labia's wide open like a gargoyle's wings flapping in the wind".

Male: 1....2...3... (counting spins)
by I'm a bagina December 5, 2009
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Nasty Gargoyle

The act of hovering your ass out the window of a tall building, and dropping a turd, preferably on unsuspecting pedestrians.
Person 1: "Hey it looks like they put a new gargoyle on that building, lets go over for a closer look."
(A turd hits Person 1 in the head)
Person 2: (Laughing) "Looks like it was a nasty gargoyle"
by Rauf Xerces May 5, 2007
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gargoyle tits

An unattractive female breast condition caused by long term extreme weightlifting and very low body fat. Breasts become misshapen, smaller, and farther apart. Exposure made lead to sadness and fear, scarerousal is also possible. You'll know it when you see it.

To survive an encounter deal with them as calmly as possible. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you really are, hold your arms up above your head and spread your legs more widely apart. Avoid eye contact, they may perceive it as a threat. At night shine a strong flashlight into her eyes. Do not attempt to climb a tree, she's probably stronger than you.
A woman with a cute face walked in, her tight shirt revealed gargoyle tits so I lost interest.
by BobSmith3001 January 10, 2016
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Gargoyle Syndrome

That feeling of tiredness/sleepiness that comes from behind idle and/or at a desk for too long, where you feel as though you cannot stay awake, yet vanishes the instant you stand up and start moving.
“I had total Gargoyle Syndrome today at work, I kept nodding off
by Tscharett January 14, 2018
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Inverted Gargoyle

when a male is so disgusted with the sight of a greasy woman in tight revieling clothes that his penis does the opposite of an erection and becomes inverted and turned to stone until it is revived by a smoking hot chick.
"aww dude the other night i saw jodie in a tube top"
"awwwww man no way, thats disgusting"
"i know i had an inverted gargoyle for like an hour, my god she is gross.
by Aiden Evergreen January 3, 2011
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