A place to place one's penis.
by JonsGarageBoy May 9, 2022
Get the Jon's Garagemug. Usually refers to ass of female person with questionable morale, better known as whore or slut. Sometimes sperm garage can refers to that whore person itself.
*Situation one
Dude1 : "Hey i got some extra money from drug trafficing this weekend, wanna go over and spend it on sperm garages with me?"
Dude2: "Sure dad, i havent visited prostitutes since last week!"
*Situation 2
Dude1: " Hey bitch, wanna come over tonight? I want to fill that sperm garage of yours!"
Whore: "Sure baby, i cant wait for you to cum in my ass"
Dude1 : "Hey i got some extra money from drug trafficing this weekend, wanna go over and spend it on sperm garages with me?"
Dude2: "Sure dad, i havent visited prostitutes since last week!"
*Situation 2
Dude1: " Hey bitch, wanna come over tonight? I want to fill that sperm garage of yours!"
Whore: "Sure baby, i cant wait for you to cum in my ass"
by CawkReider November 20, 2018
Get the Sperm garagemug. The perfect temperature for a beer, or any other canned beverage.
Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.
The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.
Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.
The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.
Alex: Hey Will, do you want a cheeky bud?
Will: Yeah man
Alex: Alright, I'll be right back
Will: Why are you going out there?
Will: *on reciept of the beer* Oooooh, garage temperature, i see!
Will: Yeah man
Alex: Alright, I'll be right back
Will: Why are you going out there?
Will: *on reciept of the beer* Oooooh, garage temperature, i see!
by rockgod78 October 21, 2010
Get the Garage Temperaturemug. by dats2dope January 4, 2010
Get the Chode Garagemug. by dustin January 8, 2004
Get the dick garagemug. n. When people who want to earn an extra buck throw their lameass crap on their front lawn and ask people to buy it for slighty over what they paid it for. These events are usually frequented by wordold people/word, wordsoccer moms/word, and wordcheapskates/word.
Garage sales usually smell like old people and antiques. I didn't even know antigues smelled until I went to a garage sale.
by Stuff It August 29, 2003
Get the garage salemug. In canoeing, a difficult stretch where the inexperienced frequently capsize.
This term makes more sense applied to canoing where there are boatloads of gear than in skiing where the gear strewn is limited to skiis, poles, and maybe a hat.
This term makes more sense applied to canoing where there are boatloads of gear than in skiing where the gear strewn is limited to skiis, poles, and maybe a hat.
by mandingoe May 24, 2004
Get the garage salemug.