punch the gammon

describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.

Can be used as an insult also

Bethan do you punch the gammon?

Example: I will punch you in the gammon!

by gammon matser September 10, 2019

Gammon Paradox

Someone that wants to keep their sovereignty yet rejects that very same sovereignty.

This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.

Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.

"This is a prime example of a Gammon Paradox, as he insists the supreme court is the bad ones in all this, but the courts are part of our sovereign state."

by Streakin-Bacon September 24, 2019

Gammon gash

Huge battered pink fanny

Holy shit that girls got a gammon gash

by Walesy5p February 5, 2018

saggy gammons

abnormally large/slack labia.

shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!

by sloncher November 22, 2011

gammon head

Someone with an abnormally large head

Oi Gammon Head! How Is It?

by VampyLovesCake August 30, 2022

Gammon

An overweight nonce

That gammon was convicted of grooming

The dirty gammon lives on the corner

Your dad is a gammon

Rbt CH

by Rbt CH September 1, 2022

harley gammon

harley gammon is the most coolist person that you will ever come upon, he is v ery athletic and good looking with a massive downstairs, he is very kindhearted with many friends.........he shows a big love towards the baba g

harley gammon is cool

by mr writethetime March 8, 2022