Fad Gadget 

Stage name of Frank Tovey in the late 70's and early 80's. One of the best men to ever exist in that time. A tall, skinny and sexy singer with an amazing deep voice and was an absolute madman of a performer onstage. Influenced bands like Depeche Mode. Sick stuff, check him out.

Person 1: Hey did you see that Fad Gadget concert?
Person 2: Hell yeah I did, he threw his pubes and armpit hair at the audience then covered himself in shaving cream.
Person 1: Woahh.

Fad Gadget by roserevolver January 7, 2023

Inspector Gadget 

A child who possesses an uncanny ability to manipulate situations in order to gain more screen time on gadgets like smartphones, while skillfully avoiding parental reprimand. Despite theoretically easy strategies, their tactics are often difficult to apply without backfiriring, leading to more trouble than originally intended.

Ever since he discovered how to sneak his phone during family dinners, he's become such an Inspector Gadget—always scheming for extra screen time while dodging mom's questions!

Inspector Gadget by Emotional Cruiser July 9, 2025

golden rule gadget 

when the government makes you suffer in some way for bad ruminations for another person.

The golden rule gadget put most valedictorians in the middle class.

golden rule gadget by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020

GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU 

What Inspector Gadget says to kill goku instantly

Goku: wait, you're the guy who's gonna fight me?
Goku: i am the strongest character in fiction. No one can ever defeat me with my-
Inspector Gadget: GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU
Goku: *dies*

GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU by GenieTheDude April 29, 2024

gadgetbahn 

A transportation concept or implementation that is touted as futuristic or innovative, but in execution turns out to be more expensive and less feasible than traditional means, outweighing their usefulness. Examples include but are not limited to Monorails (most often cited example) Personal Rapid Transit, Maglev, etc, versus traditional means generally referring to rail, subway, and road infrastructure

The term generally carries a negative connotation, in that the solutions may be seen as an expensive 'white elephant' in the truest sense: more difficult and more expensive to maintain and add to without any perceived benefit other than looking cool

References:

Wiktionary, gadgetbahn
Wikipedia, White Elephant disambiguation

Walt Disney World can't afford to expand their monorail, it costs a million dollars a mile for new track, and with the money it would take to expand that gadgetbahn they could buy a whole fleet of buses that fit their existing needs

gadgetbahn by marvin_theparanoidandroid August 25, 2019

Gidget 

The greatest thing you'll never have.

Damn, she's a Gidget.

Gidget by FucYu910 December 17, 2018

Garget 

The slimy, thick, mucusy stuff left over in your throat and mouth after eating large amounts of chocolate, sweet, or very rich foods.

Sharon: "I ate that whole chocolate bar and now I have a shitload of garget".

Garget by poopplease September 6, 2010