Foreskin Wallet

(n.) A pouch made of foreskin from a penis of an uncircumcised male for storage.

Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"

by hoodedgenius October 15, 2021

Foreskin Fondue

The cheesy warm relish that lines the inside of an uncircumcised male's foreskin

Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue

by Fozzie's Bear May 26, 2019

stretchy foreskin

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.

Dan says to Gavin

Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."

Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."

by Dr. Docking April 22, 2018

Foreskin Fart

When an uncut man retracts his foreskin and as it passes over the head of the penis is makes a wet fart-like noise. Sometimes it can be very brief, other times "farts" can last up to 15 seconds or more; it all depends on the tightness of the foreskin; a tighter foreskin causes a shorter fart, the amount of precum already on the penis head, and the force with which the foreskin is retracted.

Chiron: The fuck was that noise?

Tyrell: What noise, nigga?

Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?

Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.

Chiron: A what?

Tyrell : Here let me show you.

by HueyLewisandtheNewz December 5, 2017

Foreskin-jogging

Male masturbation.

Ala: jacking off, beating off, wanking, etc.

by Cappy1 June 12, 2004

Foreskin Envy

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)

Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2022

Foreskin Friday

Weekly holiday of those under appreciated non circumcised men

Circumcised dude: “Tomorrow is foreskin Friday gotta tell the homies”

Non Circumcised Dude: “ Foreskin Friday is the best holiday it makes me feel appreciated !’”

by abstrct133 December 17, 2019