play some footy

I’m depressed going go play some footy
by Throwupdem4z September 19, 2022
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Sticky footy

Please babe can I have a sticky footy.
by Sticky-Footy December 08, 2024
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Footy Colours Day

A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.
Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.

Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
by PXRA September 17, 2021
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Maple syrup footie

A maple syrup Dottie is when someone slathers their toes in maple syrup and continues to stroke to shit w their maple syrupy feet
by Ballsdeepinjoebide May 28, 2025
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footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.
John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.
by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020
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Dead Footy

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .
Harry is dead footy don’t you think?
by Liam Trenow June 10, 2022
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Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.
Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.
by Liam Trenow June 10, 2022
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