Flexinility

Descriptor for an elderly person who is adept at Yoga.
Alternatively someone who claims great mental flexibility as they are constantly forgetting things.

He was astounded at his great grandmother's flexinility after her nursing home Yoga class.

by Aceyducey September 25, 2018

Flexicon

The collection of words and phrases politicians and the PC culture use to avoid answering a question; flexible, vague language

"I tried to ask the mayor about homelessness, but he just dug around in the flexicon and i think i may have gotten an answer about recycling..."

by Treblatsirc October 9, 2019

flexing and flashing

acting out & or showing things in a continuous reckless matter without an effect

hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing

by countinbis March 15, 2020

flexing on anorexics

when you’re taking a shit (because anorexics don’t eat they can’t shit)

man 1: “aye bro call me real quick”

man 2: “for sure dawg hold on i’m flexing on anorexics”

by yalikebawlls May 5, 2021

forehead flexing

When you flex your forehead muscles, like when Arnold Schwarzenegger screams anything.

Arnold Schwarzenegger forehead flexing while saying "IT'S NOT A TUMOR"

by TrafficKing May 12, 2014

baby flexing

when you act like a big shot but you aint shit

Dre- "Did you see Will today?
Me- "yeah that nigga was mad baby flexing"

by hdriscoll96 November 16, 2015

keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.

"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.

by Spazoid November 28, 2016