Ned Flanders

That one christian neighbor. He will make or break you.

Don't let his kindness fool you!

You: "Is that Ned Flanders?! Oh no! Hide my wife!"

Ned Flanders: "Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!" *Steals your wife*

by Kammilou May 1, 2022

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

by planttreesplease January 24, 2015

Alexander Hamilton

One of the founding fathers of the country.

-general
-secretary of treasury
-whiskey rebellion
-the capital of the country was moved so Madison would support Hamilton's financial plan (under-the-table deal)
-he was an enemy of john adams, aaron burr, james madison, etc.

Hamilton shot first in the duel, but missed because he was planning not to hit Burr. Burr shot Hamilton in the rib area, however, he was probably planning not to hit Hamilton. He died the next day.

Hamilton got pwned by Burr in that duel omg.

by squee1 September 13, 2005

Alexander

Synonymous to "A God Among Men", Alexander is the modern day equivalent to Adonis. Born into perfection, Alexander is often the wittiest, most insightful, and all around most handsome specimen of the human race conceived. Among characteristically being incredibly suave and graceful when in the presence of women, he still observes humbleness while they swoon into his arms. Alexander's exquisitely toned musculature and beautifully deep eyes must be taken into account for this phenomena, which seems to occur wherever an Alexander happens to be. Friends of Alexander should consider themselves lucky, nay, chosen by a higher power to be selected by such a figure of complete perfection. Alexander's jua de vive comes from the fact that he brings happiness and enjoyment to others, and that is all he needs.

Superman often wishes he could be more like Alexander.

by Boitlox December 17, 2012

stupid Flanders

An exclamation used when your actions go unexpectedly wrong and result in an extremely annoying situation; used to place the blame for the situation that you have caused yourself onto Ned Flanders.

*You're trying to assemble your backyard barbecue when you bump into your wheelbarrow full of bricks, and they fall into the wet cement*
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!

by Maxwell Longfellow December 10, 2006

Flender

Flender is a more hip way of calling someone cool.There are different types of flender as well,and degrees.

You have flender today, it's coming from your shirt.

You have musical flender.

by tunabreath October 17, 2008

Alexander

Males named "Alexander" make the worlds greatest boyfriends! They are loving, caring, funny, intelligent, sweet, creative and great kissers.

If you manage to find an Alexander, hold onto him tight and don't let him get away!

Gosh I wish I had an Alexander.

I'm so lucky; my boyfriend is an Alexander.

by AngelBottom August 14, 2010