flatus gratis

Literally, from the Latin, free farts. A deeper level of relationship intimacy where partners can fart in the presence of each other with little or no shame.

How long have you been seeing Richie, now? Have y'all hit flatus gratis, yet?

by VimanaNaut January 12, 2016

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flattitude

The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.

Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"

by moisays April 15, 2017

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flatasstrophy

The condition which causes the breakdown of the gluteus maximus muscle caused by age, poor genetics, or skipping leg day at the gym.

It’s apparent he isn’t doing squats in the gym because he has major flatasstrophy.

by DefNotRight January 17, 2018

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Flatusgasted

affected with sudden and great wonder or surprise when someone rips a surprise fart
derived from flabbergasted

Samantha: I was flatusgasted when Ana ripped a lousy stanky fart

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

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Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021

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