by u69 September 9, 2020
Get the Flashbangmug. by theFBomb47 March 25, 2022
Get the The Flashbangmug. The act of ejaculating in the women's eyes while simultaneously slapping both ears so she can neither hear nor see.
by Robfull September 5, 2016
Get the Flashbangmug. I had a flashbang with this chick from the pub last night. Yeah, now I have HIV and severe depression.
by Daddy Long Legs 👅 June 10, 2020
Get the FlashBangmug. A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
by Cum shoot January 20, 2021
Get the Flashbang wankmug. A "Hawaiian Flashbang" simply brings utter desolation to a human being. Every single bone in their body breaks, and every pore in their body bleeds, resulting in a complete bloodbath simply because they came in to contact with an object that didn't even explode.
The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.
The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.
"Man, that guy didn't even get his chest rubbed, that was a whole Hawaiian Flashbang."
"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"
"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
Get the Hawaiian Flashbangmug. when a girl is sucking you off and when you cum you cum in her eyes, whilst simultaneously whacking both of her ears creating a ringing effect
me: i flashbanged that bitch
friend: that’s far out man! you know what they say though, like father like son!
me: you said it best brother!
friend: that’s far out man! you know what they say though, like father like son!
me: you said it best brother!
by Yung_Eluslive February 6, 2019
Get the flashbangmug.