Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

flashbang

to have sex at the "speed of light." Almost every time a guy flash bangs a girl, it is known to be a huge disappointment and rumored around the workplace or school for months.

Dude, I was so embarrassed when I flash banged her.
I'll be over in a minute when I'm done flash banging this chick.
How come I always flashbang my girl?
He always flash bangs me!

by Pajamas Jaglimarmo November 16, 2014

Romanian Flashbang

The act of jizzing on someones eyes and clapping their ears at the same time to make the sound of a flashbang.

I gave this girl a romanian flashbang, i think she's traumatized.

by bebbeee December 9, 2024

Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded

“Hey Jenny, how was it with Ted?”
“Well it was great and all until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see for the rest of the night”

by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 4, 2023

Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and clap her in the ears and run.

I had to get out of there so I flashbanged her.

by u69 September 9, 2020

The brown flashbang

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit

The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

Flashbang

When theres a power outage that lasts for less than a second.

I was slaying out in some Black ops 2 and was about to win but then i got flashbanged

by Megasmasher3000 March 16, 2020