A person who believes that the military (or a similar entity) commits acts in which they sacrifice their own men or civilians and puts the blame on some other party while in actuality both sides work together in staging the incident and there are no real casualties.
That truther guy is a false flaggot, he can't see the staged event for what it is – a hoax in which nobody cried and nobody died.
by TLWS June 30, 2025
Get the False Flaggotmug. My flaggot husband was so excited when his new flag arrived in time to put it up for our next party.
by Troy_Man_NYGiants October 10, 2021
Get the Flaggotmug. Fan of Cooper Flagg the basketball player.
Fans of Beyoncé = Beehive
Fans of Taylor Swift = Swifties
Fans of Cooper Flagg = Flaggots
Fans of Beyoncé = Beehive
Fans of Taylor Swift = Swifties
Fans of Cooper Flagg = Flaggots
I’m starting to really like Cooper Flagg’s hoop game after he dropped 40 last night. I’m officially a Flaggot.
by AlamoHayes June 26, 2025
Get the Flaggotmug. noun /ˈflaɡ.ət/ (derogatory, satirical)
1. A person who openly despises their own country—its values, its institutions, its multicultural makeup—until an opportunity arises to wave a national flag in the face of asylum seekers, refugees, or “foreign-looking” neighbours, at which point they experience a sudden and furious bout of patriotism, often expressed in broken Facebook posts and incoherent chanting near retail parks.
2. (UK context) A specific genus of accidental performance artist who treats the Union Jack or St. George's Cross not as a symbol of heritage, but as a territorial piss-mark—zip-tied to motorway overpasses, draped on rusted fences, or left to rot on lamp posts in full view of the Greggs queue.
3. One who insists “it’s not racist to be proud of your flag,” and proves this by ensuring no actual pride is taken in its upkeep or display. The flag, much like their understanding of history, is tattered, sun-bleached, and wildly out of context.
Etymology:
A portmanteau of flag and a certain homophobic slur, the term mirrors the venomous tribalism and projected insecurity of those who use such language. It denotes a similar cocktail of misplaced rage, performative identity, and deep-seated fear of things that are different, inclusive, or well-made.
1. A person who openly despises their own country—its values, its institutions, its multicultural makeup—until an opportunity arises to wave a national flag in the face of asylum seekers, refugees, or “foreign-looking” neighbours, at which point they experience a sudden and furious bout of patriotism, often expressed in broken Facebook posts and incoherent chanting near retail parks.
2. (UK context) A specific genus of accidental performance artist who treats the Union Jack or St. George's Cross not as a symbol of heritage, but as a territorial piss-mark—zip-tied to motorway overpasses, draped on rusted fences, or left to rot on lamp posts in full view of the Greggs queue.
3. One who insists “it’s not racist to be proud of your flag,” and proves this by ensuring no actual pride is taken in its upkeep or display. The flag, much like their understanding of history, is tattered, sun-bleached, and wildly out of context.
Etymology:
A portmanteau of flag and a certain homophobic slur, the term mirrors the venomous tribalism and projected insecurity of those who use such language. It denotes a similar cocktail of misplaced rage, performative identity, and deep-seated fear of things that are different, inclusive, or well-made.
“I saw a group of flaggots shouting about 'our country' under a banner they’d duct-taped to a McDonald’s sign.”
“He said he wasn’t racist, just proud—then he nailed the flag to a tree in a lay-by and sped off in a diesel Nissan with no MOT.”
“He said he wasn’t racist, just proud—then he nailed the flag to a tree in a lay-by and sped off in a diesel Nissan with no MOT.”
by BeefAndTeeth August 31, 2025
Get the Flaggotmug. Demon people: "Happy pride month!"
Hero people: "Fuck you, faggots. And your flaggot as well, hahahaha!"
Hero people: "Fuck you, faggots. And your flaggot as well, hahahaha!"
by Sagadali523 November 11, 2024
Get the Flaggotmug. A derogatory term for a male colorguard member in marching band. Commonly used by members of bands with female-only colorguards.
by Tk-337 October 21, 2014
Get the Flaggotmug. by General Thatway December 19, 2021
Get the Flaggotmug.