Fire Hose

When you fuck a chick in the pussy and piss in it.

You Fire Hosed your mom.

by Jake Bisel May 13, 2005

firehouse

when two people are too kinky for kinky sex, and decide to light the womans pubes on fire and the guy puts it out with his cum

"baby, i think we've got to a point in our relationship where we can firehouse..what do you say"
"hell yeah get the lighter"

by sex on fire addict November 29, 2009

Kenyan Fire Hose

When a man from Africa puts a couple fire ants down his dick and the only way to get them out is to piss them out or ejaculate them out...

Mustafa Al-Rasheed didn't go to the party because he was trying to use his Kenyan Fire Hose to put out a magical flame.

by 8===)({})96 March 23, 2011

Houston Fire Hose

When a group (usually 5 or more) stand in a line in front of a urinal. The men all insert their penises into the mans anus in front of them and simultanously urinate. The man on the end is the "Nozzle", which is considered to be quite an honor since this person will supposedly have the biggest orgasm.

"One of the favorite activites at this years Gay Pride festival is the annual Houston Fire House celebration"

"I want to be the nozzle on the next Houston Fire Hose"

by Assramses October 25, 2006

Firehouseing

In the middle of a romping session of hardcore penetration, you take cologne and a lighter, proceed to light a womans shave cave on fire and shove your meat stick right in her flaming cunt hole. Right before and third degree burns permanently scar, you then pull out right before you blow a giant five roper and put out the blazing vagina. If done correctly the end result should consist of a perfectly hairless pussy, all hairs burned off, and a full stomach since all of this is done while eating a delicious sub from Firehouse.

Dude: dont move baby...

Chick: what are you doing?!?!?!!

Dude: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM FIREHOUSEING UR ASS! *lights pussy on fire

Chick: AAHAAUAHAUHAHAHAHUAHUAGUHAUGUUAUAA!!!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt December 30, 2009

Austrian Firehouse

When a girl that your fucking has a huge bush and while you are about to cum you lite her pubes on fire and you then cum on them and she eats the mixture.

Omg, my boyfriend gave me an Austrian Firehouse and i totally had to bust a HUGE shit afterwards.

by Yourmotherlover March 13, 2010

firehosed

When a girl is jerking you off to the point of ejaculation but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. Sad, I know.

Last night after everyone passed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before I came.. Damnit! I hate getting firehosed!!!

by The Kid4444 April 17, 2014