Finest filet

Woah bro, she is totally sexy. Even hot enough that I'd even have the finest filet.
by gatito negro April 06, 2020
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Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
by YaWho February 02, 2025
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filet-bia

I found shade at the beach, in the shadow of Kate’s filet-bia
by CFlea February 12, 2025
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filet minot

A North Dakota speciality of thickly sliced squirrel loin wrapped in bacon and is considerably tastier than anything from France.
Bob was surprised the snooty French restaurant served a tasty filet minot, a delacacy only found in North Dakota.
by TXAZ April 07, 2018
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ghetto filet

Pork Steak. people with less money BBQ this than actually buying "beef" filet's. Must be cooked over charcoal, not a gas grill. derives from Florissant, MO. A town within St.Louis county.
Gunna Grill some Ghetto Filets for dinner.
by BBQabc123 September 01, 2012
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filet-tio

I have the best wife/girlfriend. I got home from work and was greeted with a medium-rare steak and some head.Now that's what I call some great Filet-tio!
by Tbone 5000 July 10, 2014
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Season the filet

Act of using dry or sprinkle oral flavoring on first class pussy prior to eating.
Hey girl I’m bout to season the filet and have some dinner.
by TheShowWithTheToy April 11, 2018
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