fodder

One who's sole existence is to absorb projectiles

I attract bullets, so I've assumed the role of team fodder.

by Mukuro December 3, 2003

fiddlers

A word used in place of or in conjunction with fuck.

origin: Fiddlers fuck.

1. I dont give a fiddlers fuck
2. Drop a glass "fiddlers" or "fids"

by m9ms0 January 18, 2009

Fiddler

Derived from the word and meaning "diddler", one who goes great length to pursue girls who are usually younger than he is. Fiddlers are usually older male high school students looking to hit on freshman/sophomore females by involving themselves in their activities, no matter how misplaced they are (e.g instructor/co-ed varsity teams/yoga lessons/easier classes).

Man, Vytas is such as fiddler for coaching the junior girls volleyball team.

by B0bSaget November 24, 2009

pony fiddler

a person who gains sexual gratification from fondling equine genitalia. Common past time amongst supporters of Southampton FC.

St Mary's stadium had an attendance of 15000 pony fiddlers.

by ptid1967 October 29, 2007

Fiddler

The country version of a violinist that doesn't like classical music, but enjoys playing hoedowns (breakdowns) and fiddle waltzes. Found all throughout classic country, bluegrass, and modern country music. Also referred to as fiddle players

Natalie is going to be the fiddler at the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville Tennessee someday.

by thecoalminersdaughter January 13, 2013

Fish Finder

A different take on gaydar, where the person, normally a lady, is able to spot all the lesbians in the immediate vicinity.

Linda's fish finder was on fire last night-she found all five rug munchers at the party and took two of them home!

by Redfoot79 June 24, 2010

fanny fiddler

Usually, named Jessica/Olivia. They touch their fanny and post it on social media platforms unintentionally.

"JESSICA ARE YOU FIDDLING YOUR FANNY AGAIN!!!" again you fanny fiddler

by ariizonacowgirlkitty789 July 5, 2022