fizzyl

Soda that appears to still have bubbles when shaken in its container but tastes flat when poured. This makes the drink useless for drinking straight but ideal for mixing with liquour.

The Coke's all fizzyl. Let pour some Jack in it.

by Dr. Fineous Zill January 9, 2008

fuzzy razor

When you shave your pubes then shave your face with the same razor resulting in a scratchy sensation on the facial skin, usualy causing razor burn.

"Don't shave your face after your face after you shave your pubes with the same razor... you'll get a fuzzy razor, it sucks."

by chad b. May 18, 2008

fuzzydustbunny

A fuzzydustbunny is a small clump of dust under furniture and in corners that aren't cleaned regularly. It is made up of hair, lint, dead skin, and dust. Strangely enough it also has fangs. Beware the fuzzydustbunny because he will charm you with a combination of romance and perversion.

The fuzzydustbunny has left bite marks on my CROTCH!

by *stares* July 18, 2009

fuzzy fred flintstone

When you are going down on a woman who hasn't had sex for a while. As a result, her v jay jay is filled with cobwebs, giving a fuzzy appearance. This fuzziness can cause your dick to be tickled often causing you to yell out "yabba-dabba-doo" like Fred Flintstone. First referenced in an obscure European film from the 1970's.

Tim- "Dude, how was that fuzzy fred flintstone last night?"

Bobby- "It felt like I was fucking a wookie."

by pirate c dog May 7, 2010

Fezzelboker

A moron. About 90% of the people in the word are fezzelbokers. Scientist are attempting to find out what caused this strange epidemic.

Signs that you're a fezzelboker:
TYPin LyK DiZ!
Enjoying top 40 songs
Watching reality television
Thinking sex is more important than love
Being an etrovert
Being an narcissist
Enjoying nu-metal
Being shallow
Being predjudice
Being hateful
Thinking Fred is funny

Fezzelboker texting non-fezzelboker:YO STfU Yo FFFFattT hoBaG! I MAK SEx Wit YO mOMma lAZt nighte kay BBITTCh!

non-fezzelboker:You should learn english.

*signs off*

by Troll trollin' August 17, 2011

Fizzy Fuzz

Fizzy Fuzz sadly does not exist. I looked it up EVERYWHERE. If you have read the book 'Best Friends for Never', it is a fizzy drink similar to soda.

Please!!! Someone invent Fizzy Fuzz!

by Cecily de Vere March 7, 2017

Fuzzy Brained

The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.

You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!

by Miss Agnes July 1, 2018