Festing

Another word for eating especially high calorie foods.

Damn you are Festing that cheeseburger from burger bro

by Qwos August 11, 2022

Fetting syndrome

Inability to have sex and developed after long dry spells of no sexual activity sometimes a life long issue

My buddy ain't had sex in so long I'd swear he has Fetting syndrome

by #Fmlfdd October 11, 2022

fertinger

someone who you can't stand

person: hello

Me: he is a fertinger

by yourlostdad January 11, 2023

ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

by wumi November 17, 2024

Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

Fenting

Fenting is the act of slouching over at the back and hips. The goal is to look as if you are nodding off/slouching due to being on fentanyl.

Person 1: That dudes all slouched over!
Person 2: He's probably fenting! What and alpha!

by ooganada April 10, 2024

Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025