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Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.
John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.
by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012
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facial frosting

A term used to describe seminal fluids left residing on the face of an individual after an act of sexual intercourse or fellatio.
Ex) After an intense session of anal intercourse, Greg proceeded to give Marsha some facial frosting.


haha this was funny to write..lol
by Dream Ha September 12, 2005
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frostdick

a condition characterized by a cold sensation, numbness, and/or swelling localized to the penis, particularly after being outside in cold weather
Phil wore thin pants on a run in below-zero conditions, and came back with frostdick
by trainsimulator151 February 19, 2013
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frosted tits

When you get really tan on the beach, then take off your bathing suit and your tits are white.
Micaelas frosted tits were hanging out of her bikini.
by Klur April 30, 2015
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Frosted rose bush

While having sex with a ginger woman, the man pulls out and ejaculates on her red pubic hair. He then forms the pubic hair in the shape of a flower and lets it harden that way, giving it the look of a red rose with frost on it.
I gave Mary the old frosted rose bush the other day. It was beautiful!
by Otsego66 February 28, 2018
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Frost butt

Frost butt is the feeling of immense coldness on one’s butt, after sitting on a cold toilet seat. It frequently happens when a window to the bathroom was left open in the wintertime.
Oh man, Andy left the window open again and now I’ve got Frost butt.
by a-town February 26, 2019
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Frostbyte

A form of a phrase to measure something big.
Man1: Hey dude my Cock is frostbyte
Man2: Bro it is

Man1: My Balls are frostbyte
Man2: Facts
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