A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.
Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
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by Stillnosenseatall July 1, 2019
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In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.
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A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.
A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.
SpongeBob: "Hmm, what's a felony?"
Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."
SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."
Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."
SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."
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Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.
by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016
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