Skip to main content

Fellatio Fish

A fish whose sole purpose is to perform oral sex on other male fish. Its diet primarily consists of semen, although it has been known to prey on smaller fish.
More broadly, a Fellatio Fish is a friend who is exceedingly desperate for popularity among your crew. You sometimes wonder if he does indeed blow your friends from time to time just to save himself an ass kicking.
That Clarence sure seems pretty tight with those hooligans, especially since he's such a geek. What a Fellatio Fish.

The toddler was confused at the scene in his aquarium involving the Fellatio Fish performing its sacred duty on a bullish Angler.
by Sizzy H February 21, 2011
mugGet the Fellatio Fishmug.

Fellatio upchuck

When in the act of performing fellatio the penis ventures a little too deep for their partner thus resulting in them throwing up all over your sweaty cigar. The shock of this causes the receiver to faint while the giver flees weeping.
" Alan thought the blow job was going pretty well until Sarah, to his horror, had a Fellatio Upchuck "
by benji the bandit 22 March 2, 2009
mugGet the Fellatio upchuckmug.

fellatio ratio

at a large gathering or party, the ratio of hoes to bros.
dude its a total sausage fest here, the fellatio ratio is shot to hell
by nagoosk January 10, 2009
mugGet the fellatio ratiomug.

Scuderia Fellatio

Formerly known as Scuderia Ferrari. Became Scuderia Fellatio following the recruitment of The Cheating Kraut Bastard, Dross Prawn and the Toady Cohort. Cheating assholes, bankrupting the ethical sportiness of Formula One and tarnishing the mythical allure of the previously great team. Bent on World Domination through cheating and underhanded political intrigue.
by Forza Minardi June 10, 2004
mugGet the Scuderia Fellatiomug.

air fellatio

For a female to stimulate the penis without having any contact with it.
Damn, Ericka gave me an air fellatio. Now it makes me want the real thing!!
by driftracerr34 March 1, 2009
mugGet the air fellatiomug.

fluttershy fellatio

when a brony somehow obtains a very shy girl to give him fellatio. she usually talks quietly after the brony ejaculates in her mouth. (she also wonders what she would do with it as wanting to spit it out but doesn't want to be rude.)
guy 1:ah man i heard mike got some fluttershy fellatio.

guy 2:yeah you two are such bronies!
by scareltmeglacklein2007 October 29, 2011
mugGet the fluttershy fellatiomug.

Fellatio Day

A day dedicated to fellatio.
Celebrated orally with a loved one or two.

Fellatio day is celebrated on the 12th of January, annually and all day long.
Want head? It’s Fellatio Day after all.
by Knower of you May 26, 2022
mugGet the Fellatio Daymug.

Share this definition