fairy poop

Fairy poop is a crusty substance that is created by a fairy (or multiple fairies) defecating in the corner of your eyes while you sleep, in the middle of the night.

That little fairy shit in my eye! Now I gotta clean this fairy poop out!

Goddamn it! I got some fairy poop on my eye, and now they wont open!

by Lil'lil January 31, 2017

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semen fairy

noun
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.

Her roommate accused her of having sex in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the semen fairy.

by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 7, 2005

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farmer fairy

A gay or gay-curious guy that uses a farmers daughter to get to her dad, the farmer. Prevalent in areas with low gay populations- the Midwest and Minnesota.

Damn dude, did you know that Cory was a farmer fairy? He just dated Nicole just to get to her farmer daddy, Bryant?

by BulleitRye August 31, 2022

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Sparkle Fairy

A new variation of vampires pioneered by the Twilight franchise. They bear minimal resemblance to classical vampires and in many ways are more akin to fairies. One such difference is that they “sparkle” in the sun instead of dying and awesome deaths.

Girl: Oh no! Is that a vampire coming to kill us!

Guy: No don’t worry it’s just a sparkle fairy.

by canadiancolbertfan November 29, 2009

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weed fairy

a mysterious entity who leaves weed for you when you least expect it.

if you are good and share your weed, the weed fairy comes when you are in need
if you are bad and don't share a bit, the weed fairy will come and take your shit.

by Max Bett December 9, 2008

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