eyeball twerk

To measure an object (including a liquid or drugs) by using your eyes.

I don’t have a scale for this gram, I’ll just have to eyeball twerk it.

by Doctor Miller May 15, 2018

Eyeball Fucking

To stare at someone in a way that makes it seem like you want to fuck.

Guy 1: Dude that girl over there is eyeball fucking you.
Guy 2: damn she fine too

by xXsadboiXx June 16, 2018

eyeball-skinner

Obvious...no doubt something that is so simple it will blow the skin off your eyeball.

Fred: Hey Charlie it looks like its about to rain.
Charlie: NO! "eyeball-skinner" Fred!

by altruisticlyinclined October 15, 2009

eyeball fucked

when a person walks past you and imagens fucking you. he is looking you up and down with his eyes.

your a hot girl and some boy passes you and thinks of you naked in bed with him. with his eyes he is looking at your body and fucking you. you now have just been eyeball fucked

by valie December 12, 2007

eyeball sex

to have a finger protrude in an others eyeball vigorously

jackie- do you want it harder?
jasmine- no man, im tender eyeballed. DUH!

by hobokid119 August 30, 2005

Eyeball sack

When the bags under your eyes are so puffy abd sore that they sag super low and look like ballsacks dangling below your eyes.

Eww! Gross! You need some serious face masks! Your bags are so bad they ok like eyeball sacks!

by GingaNinjaQueen April 17, 2021

eyeball soup

A sexual practice in which a group of gay men all cum into a bowl and dip their their sack into the bowl, bathing their balls with the sperm.

Dan: "Mike, did you hear about that frat that did an eyeball soup last friday?"

Mike: "I was there."

Dan: "Oh god."

Mike: "I know."

by TheBirdOfTheSun November 24, 2013