teen employee

A person that is lazy, has no respect for their management, who complains when they have to work, someone who becomes a liar when they did something they say they didn't do.

The teen employees that I have don't do anything right!

by Joy H. September 13, 2006

employee engagement

Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.

Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."

by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017

Employee of the Year

An colleague who believes they are the best employee because they are taking on all of the projects and able to complete them without any help.

Get a load of her. She is our employee of the year.

by Spinning Wheel June 7, 2011

awesomestly fantastic employees

The front line admissions representatives at main campus at Central New Mexico Community College, Albuquerque, NM. You guys are the most awesomestly fantastic employees known to mankind.

front campus fantastic awesomestly admissions employees awesomestly fantastic employees

by Wonder Woman 75 October 2, 2013

employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008

state employee

unemployed and receiving unemployment check from state, hence becoming a state employee

so, he's a state employee now, eh?

by mypseudonym34324 September 28, 2012

Super Employee

Someone who takes his/her job way too seriously

Someone who goes way too far with their job

They also can be referred to as an SE

If your reading this and you think its stupid, then you might be a Super Employee

Bryan: You hear that Richard stayed after work for 2 hours last night just to clean, and didn't get paid for it

Bob: No I didn't hear that, but i can totally believe it, because he is a Super Employee

by Big Benis August 23, 2008