When your significant other goes out of town and you get wasted and indulge in the sci-fi fascination you’ve been hiding.
My boyfriend went out of town for work and I drank a copious amount of wine and was Ewoking until the sun came up.
by lanae242 November 11, 2021
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Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024
Get the Sugary Ewok mug.John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024
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