eternal virgin

a person damned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.

p. 1: hey, what're ya doing?
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.

by yrvijwsofhn April 9, 2010

Eternipee

When you urgently have to go to the toilet, but things like a car ride detain you from this need. The, what seems like an, unendless stream of your body juices and relief is called the eternipee.

"I'm standing here for almost 10 minutes now, what a eternipee! This must be because of there was no toilet at the side of the road for almost two hours!"

"I have been drinking so much water because of the hot weather. This must lead to a eternipee!

by crazykef July 25, 2015

eternal penis pendulum

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."

You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.

by Ligachev March 3, 2017

eternal milk

Water that quenches the thirst of cats, therefore giving them their nine lives.

The cat needed his eternal milk to revive a lost life.

by RachelAnne101 April 25, 2017

Eternity

Mostly ginger haired but a very great name she is a loyal friend...sometimes and is a very nice person and it’s the most amazing name to have.

Wag1 eternity

by Ur noncy nan December 18, 2019

EternalBeast

An uncommon combination of the words Eternal & Beast, at first glance it would seem as if the object/character you are describing is meant to be Eternal and a Beast, but it's actually quite the opposite, when you use the word 'EternalBeast', you are actually calling something Transient (short-lived, opposite of Eternal) and Trash (opposite of... Beast?).

'EternalBeast' dealt 36 damage with 4 hits.
Josh: "Damn 'EternalBeast', nice damage, you are living up to your name!"
EternalBeast: "Thanks Josh."

by hgalice December 25, 2020

Eternity

Surreal; You know if someone says this it means something is going to go wrong

Person 1: I want to be with you for eternity
Person 2: *dies suddenly*

by Duffy October 6, 2004