The non-inked parts of a heavily tattooed person's body. Bare skin that is a gold mine for tattoo artists.
by Lo fo sho August 14, 2010
Get the tattoo real estate mug.A mix of cheap alcohol used to make drinking it slightly more bearable
E.g Strongbow and Blackcurrant
E.g Strongbow and Blackcurrant
Person 1: What are you drinking?
Person 2: Strongbow and blackcurrant
Person 1: Aw, why are you drinking a council estate cocktail?
Person 2: Strongbow and blackcurrant
Person 1: Aw, why are you drinking a council estate cocktail?
by Qwertyasdfghdjihfebfbnuecn November 2, 2010
Get the Council estate cocktail mug.The lowest form of life that has survived evolution. This sub-breed of the human species has no morale, honor or sense of honesty. Their appearance is of a typical human being, but they can be recognized as a real estate broker by their forked tongue, breath that smells like bullshit (due to their habit of talking shit daily and hourly), and for their overall lizard-like appearance.
When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.
When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.
A real estate broker is a person, who upon running into a battery victim, will check his or her pockets for anything valuable and force anal sex with the victim after that.
by Magnus E 5 July 2, 2008
Get the Real estate broker mug.In hot real estate markets a housewife or soccer mom that subsidizes the household income by listing family and friend's houses for sale. Usually not very knowledgable about anything related to real estate, a real estate agent is often considered a career choice while raising children.
Hey hon, is your cousin Margie still a real estate agent or should we hire someone to sell the house? I can't remember if her kids are in school now.
by Grant Rampus July 4, 2016
Get the real estate agent mug.A parking space at a department store, specifically Wal-Mart, which is centrally located to the entrance/exit AND a shopping cart stall.
by Kelvey October 30, 2008
Get the Prime Real Estate mug.Used by guys in their late-twenties, early-thirties when unemployed/ living off their trust fund. Requires lots of dinner meetings, drinks out, golf and fishing. Only property ever bought/sold is for their dad. Often in need of rehab and sometimes known as a douchebag.
"What's Joe up to these days?"
"Oh, he's a "real estate agent" in Charleston, so basically, nothing but drinking."
"Oh, he's a "real estate agent" in Charleston, so basically, nothing but drinking."
by ex-pat June 15, 2007
Get the real estate agent mug.... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.
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