by Eric434 May 18, 2021
An Eric is an act in which someone of old age acts juvenile in their expressions and lack of intellect when insulting someone, as they have pish patter, "Da Patter" some may say. Mixing "Da Patter" with the attitude of a young delinquent results in "An Eric".
A normal person: "Are you taking the mick?"
Eric: "dID YoU jUSt SaY yOU WaNt To SuCk mY DiCK?!"
bystander: "There he's doing an Eric"
Eric: "dID YoU jUSt SaY yOU WaNt To SuCk mY DiCK?!"
bystander: "There he's doing an Eric"
by SWEATYBETTYXXX February 14, 2020
Eric is a very large hearted man. He enjoys to make you smile and compliment you. Sometimes short tempered but have an amazing smile and gorgeous eyes. Eric actually dont cheat, they are loyal and will do anything to make you theirs.
by taylahburrymary May 20, 2015
Verb.
1. To trounce your opponents mercilessly.
2. To belittle someone's obvious flaws.
3. To destroy your enemies in the manner of Charles "The Hammer" Martel, who decimated his enemies so completely and utterly that it took years for the word of the defeat to make it back to the enemy capital.
1. To trounce your opponents mercilessly.
2. To belittle someone's obvious flaws.
3. To destroy your enemies in the manner of Charles "The Hammer" Martel, who decimated his enemies so completely and utterly that it took years for the word of the defeat to make it back to the enemy capital.
by Fingenurgen October 14, 2014
Eric is a pastor who believes in #godsplan. He’s constantly singing and it often causes serious hearing problems to those within earshot.
by Pussycat😋 March 26, 2019
Eric is the Norse god of male fertility and lost socks, a disorganized but unstoppable force of the universe, related to modern concepts of entropy. Eric is a key figure in Norse mythology.
It is written that when Thor went off to fight the battle of Jötnar, though some accounts claim it happened when he was just out tending goats, Eric came by to install high speed Internet. Sif, Thor’s wife, instantly lost control of herself in the presence of such virility and disorganization, and let down her golden hair, and everything else. Their illegitimate child was the god Ullr.
Thor returned to find a strange sock under the bed and stormed out into the cold winter snow with his hammer and a great, secret purpose never revealed to mortal man.
Unfortunately, the legend of Eric was lost, along with his other sock, in a server failure in 2007, and all that remains are the living Erics who walk the world like gods of male fertility, never quite sure where their other sock is.
It is written that when Thor went off to fight the battle of Jötnar, though some accounts claim it happened when he was just out tending goats, Eric came by to install high speed Internet. Sif, Thor’s wife, instantly lost control of herself in the presence of such virility and disorganization, and let down her golden hair, and everything else. Their illegitimate child was the god Ullr.
Thor returned to find a strange sock under the bed and stormed out into the cold winter snow with his hammer and a great, secret purpose never revealed to mortal man.
Unfortunately, the legend of Eric was lost, along with his other sock, in a server failure in 2007, and all that remains are the living Erics who walk the world like gods of male fertility, never quite sure where their other sock is.
Girlfriend, the last thing you need in your life now is a surfer or an Eric!
The girls warned each other, as soon as he walked into the bar, that he was an Eric, but they could not resist
The girls warned each other, as soon as he walked into the bar, that he was an Eric, but they could not resist
by Kulokoo February 03, 2015
A guy that has 12 inch plus really sweet and sexy an also handsome looks good is a bad mofo you don’t fuck with unless you in the bed .
by Bigdick247 April 02, 2019