Elevated Side Bitch

The side bitch that was promoted to girlfriend/wife in name only.

You remember that bitch from Austin? She’s running around like she forgot she’s just an elevated side bitch.

by Bunney August 14, 2021

Texas Elevator

Entering an elevator and proceeding to fart non-stop for at least ten floors.

Dave was impressed that Kevin's Texas elevator lasted 15 floors.

by TheMan2002 May 12, 2014

Tennessee Elevator Drop

The act of taking a sh*t in the corner of an air bnb elevator in Nashville Tennessee and leaving it untouched in its natural swirl.

You boys don’t seem to surprised about this Tennessee Elevator Drop from last night.
No sir but we do know who threw up in the lobby.

by DannyGarb August 7, 2018

elevated awareness

A night only urban Geocache

Have you done Elevated Awareness - The urban legend yet? I hear the solution is very close to here.

by vaccine August 17, 2006

elevatoring

The up and down look one performs when checking out or scanning an attractive person, the action will usually linger over genitals or other body parts of interest briefly. Often the perpetrator will have a smirk or telling look giving away their intent as a way of flirting in a roundabout scumbag manner.

Elevatoring can occur facing the person or from behind but true elvatoring occurs face to face so that the victim is keenly aware of the occurrence.

Bob was fired for elevatoring his female coworkers whenever he was around them.

by rat253 August 21, 2008

elevator speech

An extremely pithy description of something, prepared in advance to be used in situations where time is of the essence. The term comes from the hyopthetical situation of somebody seeing a pin or something similar on your person that arouses their curiosity while in an elevator (such as a Unitarian Universalist chalice pin), and then asking you what exactly the pin stands for. Because Unitarian Universalism would be rather difficult to explain in the remaining duration of the elevator ride, the prepared elevator speech serves to provide as best of an answer as possible in the available time.

So, how do you explain Unitarian Universalism to people without putting them to sleep?

Well, my standard elevator speech emphasizes secular humanism and free thought.

by ericurus September 18, 2008

elevators

the things that go up and down between floors when you are too lazy to take the stairs.

In some schools and buildings, these are only allowed to be used by fat people, the mentally retarded (to give them some sort of power), and the handicapped.

and epic hookup spot, as you can stop the elevator between floors and noone can do anything about it!

not an epic birthing spot, however. ew. babies.

WARNING: (semi-colon included) do not use when there is a fire! You might burn to death.

Aw mannn I have to go all the way up the stair with my groceries.... No wait! I can just take one of the elevators.

by mrs. fontaine June 4, 2009