Igniting the pubic hairs of a female and subsequently putting out the blaze with urine, preferably one's own. Can be performed during sex or while girl is sleeping.
After the man perpetrated the egyptian brushfire, his loving wife chopped off his penis, deep fried it and served it at her bridge club as an eggroll.
by Anus de la Ray November 19, 2003
Billy wanted a chocolate chip cookie his mom said no so he staged an Egyptian protest for 18 days until she resigned from motherhood and then moved out of the house.
by quinzhee February 12, 2011
A mystery as old as the pyramids. First heard on Fling.com. Proposed by the "UBER HOT" babes asking to chat only to give you a link to another website where you have to enter in your credit card number. A Phishing lure.
sexyolive930: hmmmm...wanna experience my egyptian BJ and im gonna demonstrate to u bhabe
booms: WTF is that? that is the 2nd time that has been proposed to me tonight
sexyolive930: can my my friend veronica join me coz shes so freaking horny too..
booms: ummmm, you going to drive over and show me who's boss?
booms: WTF is that? that is the 2nd time that has been proposed to me tonight
sexyolive930: can my my friend veronica join me coz shes so freaking horny too..
booms: ummmm, you going to drive over and show me who's boss?
by jimbaround December 15, 2007
An Egyptian Pie is "served" by a female slapping her exposed labia against the forehead of an individual in an erotic manner.
Egyptian Pie is the female performed version of teabagging, the practice of slapping the testicles of on individual against the forehead of another individual in an erotic manner.
Egyptian Pie is the female performed version of teabagging, the practice of slapping the testicles of on individual against the forehead of another individual in an erotic manner.
by UnUnUnium August 21, 2004
by Andrew David Hernandez July 11, 2008
The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.
Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.
by KeemstarIsMyDad May 09, 2016
When you take time off to be wrapped up like a mummy with a butt plug in your ass.
This is similar to diaper people except that it has more of a focus on death rather than youth and lots of attention is paid to the size and type of butt plug used. You can be masturbated by someone else, an "embalmer" or masturbate yourself typically done with wrapping paper over your hand and erect penis or vagina.
This is similar to diaper people except that it has more of a focus on death rather than youth and lots of attention is paid to the size and type of butt plug used. You can be masturbated by someone else, an "embalmer" or masturbate yourself typically done with wrapping paper over your hand and erect penis or vagina.
by Joey Beaks August 29, 2017