Egosexual

someone who would only have sex with themselves.

Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual

by cole March 21, 2004

Egoseismic

Egocentric thinking that has to do with earthquakes.

Bob: "Wherever I go there's always an earthquake"

Joe: "That's egoseismic thinking"

by Rhett Mclaughlin and Link Neal June 12, 2012

anti-egoseismic

adj - disinclined to experiencing earthquakes. One who is anti-egoseismic may live in North Carolina and hear about earthquakes occurring every month in California, and then move to California and live there for years without ever experiencing one.

Antonym - egoseismic (prone to earthquakes)

"I think I'm anti-egoseismic, because I've lived my whole life in various places that are prone to earthquakes, and yet I've never experienced a single one."

by JustCasualGRENNAN June 12, 2012

Anti-egoseismic

Where ever one goes about, they think that disaster flees from them and/or the area, state or country that they live within.

Watch Good Mythical Morning of Rhett and Links 'How to prepare for an Earthquake' on Youtube for a better definition.

Link would GLADLY accept being an anti-egoseismic, since where ever he seems to go, earthquakes flee from him. (maybe amongst other things too ;) at one point he wishes to be commissioned for the good deed he has done for his city.

by Evalseralc June 13, 2012

male egos

the belief that you are much better or more important than other people, or behavior that shows this

Man,male egos, I don't know how you guys make it through the day with them.

by Timo Qui May 4, 2008

egoseismic

Thinking that earthquake locations move according to were you are.

Johnny was egoseismic because there were earthquakes where ever he lived.

by marshalman June 19, 2012

egosystem

A home, social, or (especially) work situation where there are a number of people around you with huge egos, all trying to out-do each other. Also refers to the 'pecking order' within these groups.

"Hey Bill, how's the new job going?"

"Not bad, but they're all pretty much egotistical wankers, so I have to spend my day living within a finely-balanced and delicate egosystem."

by BillCollins January 2, 2009