A sexy person, with a really large cock who will fuck the mess out of you and have you begging for more. Eduardo Retardo is loved by all.
by squirt squirt queef June 28, 2010

by insane in the membrane April 25, 2004

when a person is doing a handstand in the nude with their toes touching the wall and someone else sits on their buttocks and poops in their anus
by J.J. Brebre May 7, 2008

Eduardo a gay faget typically hates girls only likes guys and loves kissing boys but has a very gay body type sucks at talking to girls and is and overall pussy
by Ihategay$ January 23, 2020

by George Aroney September 9, 2014

by Harry Gims May 14, 2018

eduardo rivera mejor conocido como “simio” es un casual de san luis potosí, la cuidad mas cagada de latino america. eduardo rivera no suele mostrar señales de inteligencia al momento de hablar, es decir, está muy pendejo. eduardo rivera suele justificar que michael phelps entreno en san luis potosí para justificar la mediocridad de su ciudad natal
by assc69 September 21, 2021
