epen0s

What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.

John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.

by LilJonWask September 6, 2005

Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

by cactini June 3, 2020

eaven

the coolest person alive, can be annoying at times but a great guy to hang with

eaven is such a goochi guy

by Parasitic Astronaut May 12, 2016

Expensive Month

The term used when there are five Friday's & Saturday's in one month to go out drinking. Months i.e in 2010 are January, July and October.

Jack (1st text on February 8th) - Where the hell did you get to at the weekend, we all had a wicked time :-)

Tom (1st text) - Sorry mate had no money, last month was an Expensive month. :-(

Jack (2nd text) - We all had way too much to drink, and I slept with your x :-O{

Tom (No 2nd text)

by monk tha hola the wonk February 20, 2010

Espenode

Skywars leaderboard player on the Hypixel network and also a professional f3ser if not the best f3ser out there.

Player: Espenode how are you so good at Minecraft?
Espenode: F3s OP!

by F3s April 26, 2019

eavenl

A person who is a badass is ever afraid even when they fell left out.

Damn! That girl is so eavenl jeez!

by Zoe8811 October 17, 2020

epenai

Epenai is the friend you want to have. She is always kind, funny and a bit crazy (in a good way of course). She can be calm sometimes and loves to read. She is always there for you no matter what. She will be your best friend till the end

Epenai is the friend you want to have

by Peps and bobo November 26, 2021