Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.

Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017

dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!

Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!

by Schlongfacelots May 3, 2016

dyslexic breasts

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.

I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.

by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017

Dyslexic

Someone who is a dumb bitch

Hannah is so dyslexic

by Tree user 1234 July 21, 2019

Dyslexic

Nathan

Nathan is the textbook definition of dyslexic

by wldn6c April 5, 2024

Dyslexic

When someone doesn’t like pizza

Your dyslexic

by Haks2drippy June 2, 2021

Dyslexic

Mxttie x

Mxttie x is Dyslexic

by Iamwebbo April 28, 2024