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A Dockus is a male that was once aloud to leave the house to interact with his friends. Then multiplied his duties at home, and is no longer aloud to hangout unless it’s a ‘work event’!
Dude, remember how fun John before he became a Dockus?
by FunGuyOhio7 July 20, 2019
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ball dock

Chin, the lower part of the face where testicles (balls) would end up if given oral sex by that person.
Scott said, "hey, look at the hairy ball dock on that crack whore!

"Nice ball dock on that new girl, eh?" Scott querried.
by Rhombic December 14, 2008
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Dijon docking

When you dip your dick into a jar of dijon mustard.
Did you see jared's snapchat of him dijon docking?
by Bigrik420 November 11, 2020
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Wenis Docking

The act of stretching ones wenis out to ceremoniously connect to and envelope another persons wenis. The act simulates two entities in space "docking" to produce an airtight seal.
Person 1: The other day I was included in some wenis docking, felt like I was in space as a friend of mine stretched their wenis out to go over mine, we had a moment of clarity as it was breathtakingly spectacular!
by TheMrSka May 23, 2021
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Fire Boat Salute In Dry Dock

Same as a fire boat salute, but done in an empty bath tub. Could also be done on any type of dry surface or land, that is not on water.
While laying in the bathtub, I gave myself a fire boat salute in dry dock.
by Murph 001 May 2, 2008
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docker picker

Someone who picks cigarette end up off the pavement/ashtray or where ever else they might be and smokes them, or maybe keeps them in a collection. Usually used as an insult by chavs
guy: Hey look, i found a half-smoked cigarette!
chav: fuckin docker picker! (punches him with a hand covered in cheap gold rings from argos)
by FeelThePower March 28, 2008
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Dock Talker

A person (usually living alone at a marina on a boat) that doesn't have much interaction with other people so he/she is hungry for conversation.

When you finally get a chance to escape your daily life and get a little time on your boat, this person always intercepts you and starts up a conversation that's hard to end without being rude.
I had one day off from work and I planned for a quiet day on my boat fishing. Instead I spent the first half stuck at the marina trying to get away from George, the Dock Talker.
by KLH444 January 7, 2013
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