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bible dumping

The act of using God as an excuse to break up with a significant other.
Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.

Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.

Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
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shoe dipping

a sexual act in which a woman inserts the heel of her stilettos repeatedly into a man's anus.
mmm girl... i'd just love to dip my shoe into that. Shoe dipping is HOT.
by asdlkjw December 1, 2011
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Dumping Shard

Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.

It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.

It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.

Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
by Hell Rebs January 10, 2008
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Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar

A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.
Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
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Lap Dumpin

The simultaneous action of taking a dump while exploring/playing on the internet on your laptop computer
Jeff: Hey Bill, thanks for the Toilet Paper.

Bill: No problem, bud. What's with the lap top?

Jeff: Oh, I'm just Lap Dumpin. No big deal.
by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009
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tag team dumping

When two people go "tag-team dumping" it is similar to tag team wrestling except that after one person has dumped they leave the toilet without flushing and the second team member goes in and dumps on the existing dump. In a competition format the first team to block the toilet wins.
Belly Boy & Big Kev make a great tag team dumping team - the amount of orange juice those guys drink in the morning means they can dump for Britain.

Heard the noise when the big bald guy from the office next door is taking a dump - he'd be a great tag team dumping partner!
by Dukeface May 13, 2010
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Double Dipping

Oh COME THE FUCK ON.

Double dipping is a generally frowned upon act where a person at a party with snacks dips a chip he/she has already taken a bite out of into the dip a second time.

It has nothing to do with anal-to-vaginal sex >(
People who double dip (BOTH definitions) are unhygienic douchebags.

Srsly. Double dipping is just plain gross.
by Mary_Joanna February 25, 2011
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