A friend that is your best friend in public and always knows what you need but in private knows what you need which is usually to be pinned against the bed and taken care of until your legs shake. They are honestly the only friend you need.
Sorry babe I can’t make it tonight I have to go talk to my super duper friend about a problem I’m having.
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Man: Like your shoes , buddy
Friend: Thanks! What do you think they are?
Man: Duper
Friend: No, the brand but thanks🙃
Man: Nike
Friend: No its Puma you idiot
Friend: Thanks! What do you think they are?
Man: Duper
Friend: No, the brand but thanks🙃
Man: Nike
Friend: No its Puma you idiot
by Nothing is possible December 16, 2021
This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 01, 2024