Dumber Than Snape

One who is the dumbest of the dumb, dumber than anyone else by comparison.

Becky thinks that Boston is a state! Man, she's dumber than Snape.

by The Goddamn Batcolin January 4, 2012

dumber

1. "More dumb than"
2. Having a lower intelligence than a certain person/thing.

"Hey, 2+2=5!"

"You're dumber than a rock.."

by firegod678 February 22, 2005

Uber Duber

when no other words can describe just how amazing something is or can be.

Dam that girl is "Uber Duber"
I am feeling "Uber Duber tonight
Congratulations you have the job "Uber Duber"

by Cayden Zepp June 22, 2012

dumberer

dumberer dumerer (adj)- very far below anything even remotly resembling intelligence at all

ur dumberer than that kid in the special olympics

by queers annonomous June 21, 2003

dumber than a box of brick shit

completly useless , waste of skin on a voyage to dipshit land.

That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.

by pinhead77 December 15, 2008

dumberest

..Insanely dumb. Like Metis.

Wow. Metis is the dumberest person evar.

by Google January 15, 2004

Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements

"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."

by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020