Elephant in a Dryer

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.

Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"

by ShartyPants July 3, 2015

Dryer riding

Getting in a large industrial dryer and riding the spin (before it gets too hot)

Me: Hey man, let's go dryer riding.
You: Let's do it, what a rush.
Me: Don't stay in too long.

by Deuce Turd December 7, 2018

Hair Dryer

the act of a homosexual man blowing air into another mans asshole while the other man is jerkin it.

Man Bryce that sure was a good Hair Dryer you gave me last night! - Adam S.

by HarryDick27 July 27, 2018

Dryer blunt

When you roll up a dryer lint blunt in dryer sheets and smoke it.

I'm gonna get higher than a motherfucker on my moms dryer blunt tonight with all my homies

by Thedryerlintbluntsmoker June 7, 2016

laundry dryer

machine that dry clothes

A laundry dryer contains ten black and eight navy socks.without looking how many socks must you take out to be sure you have a matched pair

by maedeh October 14, 2016

Dryer shopping

Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.

F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?

M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.

by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020

It came out of the dryer folded

When something works out so well it's unbelievable.

"I didn't know how it would shake out, but it came out of the dryer folded."

by Betzbaw January 15, 2024