California Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)

Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!

by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024

Hair Dryer

the act of a homosexual man blowing air into another mans asshole while the other man is jerkin it.

Man Bryce that sure was a good Hair Dryer you gave me last night! - Adam S.

by HarryDick27 July 27, 2018

laundry dryer

machine that dry clothes

A laundry dryer contains ten black and eight navy socks.without looking how many socks must you take out to be sure you have a matched pair

by maedeh October 14, 2016

Dryer riding

Getting in a large industrial dryer and riding the spin (before it gets too hot)

Me: Hey man, let's go dryer riding.
You: Let's do it, what a rush.
Me: Don't stay in too long.

by Deuce Turd December 7, 2018

It came out of the dryer folded

When something works out so well it's unbelievable.

"I didn't know how it would shake out, but it came out of the dryer folded."

by Betzbaw January 15, 2024

Rappahannock Blow-dryer

The act of ejaculating into a woman's anus then rapidly repositioning oneself under her to blow the leaking cum away from her pussy to prevent pregnancy.

Bro.. I totally pulled a Rappahannock Blow-dryer last week after I nutted in her ass so I wouldn't have to pay child support again.. shit was epic!

by Dyson747 March 22, 2025

hand dryer

device for drying hands with

hand dryers often don't go well with bins. You know what happens afterwards!

by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024