Douchenozzle

Someone who is either a bitch (in person or behind your back), an asshole, stuck up, too serious, judgmental, jealous or snotty

I would go to the party next door but my neighbor Debbie is a douchenozzle

by Billzonwheelz June 17, 2015

Douchan

A term used to describe a certain type of mammal that possesses qualities of retchetness and looks elderly

" O.M.G. I saw Stef yesterday, he looked like such a 'douchan' "

by sadc June 22, 2016

Douchenozzle

A douchebag that is a fuckboy

Man your ex is such a douchenozzle

by Gryffinclaw.hpfreak December 30, 2016

Douchenozzle

The art of being a stupid ass fuccboi

Drew: did you notice that Alex is making some really bad decisions lately?
Andy: yeah he's being a real douchenozzle

by Beckylemmesmash April 28, 2017

Douchant

Scumbag, Medicare/Medicade fraudulent scumbag that will eventually be caught and face the consequences of being a crooked peice of shit.

Douchant,

Full schedule of med B patients yet never treats anyone.
Fraud, scumbag, dickhead, peice of shit. Director at UPPER EAST SIDE NURSING AND REHABILITATION!

by MEDICAREAUDIT February 10, 2022

Douchiano

Someone who intermittently loves his football team and hates his football team.

Tony: Oh my God, did you see that touchdown. We are the best team in the league.

Tony: Holy shit, did you see that fumble. We are the worst team in the league.
Henry: What a Douchiano.

by Shredder P August 12, 2022

Douchacorn

When a person typically a male tries to be funny but is really just a fat bitch and dreads the day he has to tell his parents he is infact homosexual

Wow that dude is def a douchacorn

by Hugepersonfat March 15, 2024