Dorkus Brigade

Another name for the Cadets.

"Omfg! Here come the Dorkus Brigade again!"
or
"Holy shit you joined the Dorkus Brigade?!"

by DreesedLikeViolence April 26, 2008

dorfus actuator

(Noun): A technical name that can be applied to any instrument or device in which the correct name and function is not known.

Wife: "Honey, what is wrong with the car; why won't it start?"

Husband: "It looks like we're going to need to get a new dorfus actuator"

by It's over your head April 22, 2009

Dorsal Fetus

A parasite that resembles a fetus that attachs itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to siphon nutrients to itself.

"Man, that poor man has a huge dorsal fetus."

"Rachel had a dorsal fetus on her back, so i decided we wouldn't have sex."

by emilyann691 November 30, 2010

dorkslap

One whose daily existence must be dissimilar but not cosmically unequal to being unendingly slapped with a whale penis.

Some dorkslap came in here trying to sell something and called me "big guy" but the last thing I'm buying is an ironic nickname.

by rc6ir February 19, 2011

dorsal fin

The act of putting multiple strap ons on your back, lying down, and having multiple people ride said strap ons, whilst vigorously doing the worm.

Mickey and some of his friends are trying the dorsal fin tonight.

by Alpha Wolf 13th Brigade May 11, 2013

Dorbsy

Extremely adorable, super cute.

Her new outfit is dorbsy! The dimples on his face when he smiles are simply dorbsy.

by Jeninblk December 22, 2015

Auntie Doris

Knock Knock. Who's there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris, who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!

AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL!
AUNTIE DORIS, WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 600 YEARS!

by Auntie Doris March 23, 2023