doot

another way to say "dude", also a way to say "no way"

doot, no shot you just said that

by lagik May 22, 2024

Doot

The worst thing you can call a man. A remarkably hideous man, inside and out. The epitome of fragile masculinity. He peaked in high school and is only good for his money. He’s got a receding hairline and a ‘good guy complex.’ He’s a huge fan of the ‘not all men’ rhetoric. Completely red-pilled but swears he’s not. Has shared politics with incels. Crusties around the mouth. Smells like saliva. Calling a man this will destroy his ego.

See the way he’s standing? What a total Doot!

by Stirringupshit November 23, 2024

Doot

A hoot/rip of crack-cocaine or other drugs. Most commonly used for crack.

“Did you take your doot yet bro?”
“No man, I’ve been specking out”
“Ffs pass the bong if you’re not taking the doot”
“Ok I’m taking it now bro - do you think this is a piece…”

“Bro no more DWD (dooting while driving) you’re getting too sketched out.”
“Ok man after this last doot-ski, I just need one last one and I’ll be good”
“Man you said that the last 3 times! It’s never gunna be the last doot”
“Until we run out then…”

by StellaStarr November 28, 2025

Doot

A piece of fecal matter. A turd.

The dog did his business and made three medium sized doots on the sidewalk.

by D. G. Richardson December 26, 2025

Doot

A piece of fecal matter. A bowel movement. A turd.

The dog made three doots on the lawn yesterday morning. Jerry picked them up.

by D. G. Richardson December 26, 2025

Doot

A Hoot of Crack cocaine.

Hey Bro want to have a doot, I will give you 5 bucks for a Doot,

by Lesley G Hansen "Bunky" January 12, 2026

[Doot]

Variation of "Dude".

Hey what's up Doot!

by Donkey Hodey January 22, 2009