Doof

v. When one farts out the dick

Alright who doofed? Wasnt me cus penis did not rumble... oh crap shaith!

by Jodan!! November 26, 2005

doof doof shit doof

the word me n derek like to use on easter and every other day.

i have nothing to say.......shit shit doof doof shit fuck doof? hell yeha

by hott carl July 08, 2004

doof doof

another word for music which is being played

Mrs Harrington: Stop listening to your doof doof

by 1337'357 person eva December 13, 2006

Doof

1. To play in a whimsical manner.

2. To mess around with; play around with.

1. See those kids over there? They sure are doofin' it up!

2.

a. Ay Dog, you better not be doofin' around with my sister! Cuz if I find out...

b. Hey man, I thought you said that there will be girls at this spot. Why you gotta be doofin' me like that? I hate it when you doof about sh!t like that!

by Kanzen Taichou June 25, 2010

Doof

A god damn fucking idiot.

Guy 1:HURR DURR FURRRRRR

Guy 2:....Your a doof.

Guy 1:DERR HURR DURR FURRRRR

by Rytas April 02, 2011

Doof

Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.

After all that Taco Bell I gotta doof something fierce.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

choof choof on the doof doof

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.

Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof

by zhobo October 16, 2017